Memecoin homicide

Exposing the fingerprints behind the FOMO

Scene of the crime

A shiny new memecoin appears, Telegram lights up, and everyone screams, “TO THE MOON!”

The 'Legit' dev

Meet the dev: An anime frog in Gucci. Totally trustworthy… right?

Liquidity 'locked'

Funds are “safely locked”—if throwing them under a mattress counts as a smart contract.

Launch euphoria

The chart rockets sky-high. Ego tweets, “EARLY GANG WINNING!”

40 minutes later…

Candles nosedive like wet fireworks. Gains? Gone.

The vanishing act

Dev wallet disappears faster than free sushi at a crypto conference.

Detective’s revelation

Clue by clue, the culprit emerges… it’s my own FOMO fingerprints.

Case closed, lesson learned

Hype kills. Due-diligence saves. Next time, dust your prints before you buy.